1. With Twizzlers and gummy bears: A malvasia nera from Italy.

2. With Snickers and Heath bars: A PX sherry like Osborne PX 1827.

3. With Pop Rocks and Pixy Stix: An Asti Spumante or Moscato d'Asti.

4. With Hershey's Almond Kisses or anything milk chocolate: A tawny port.

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Joshua Wesson
Once a hugely respected sommelier who reveled in the extravagance of princely pours, Josh now sips from the cups of carpenters in his quest for deliciousness.