• Yield: 4-6 servings

  • Time: 10 minutes prep, 2 hours cooking, 2 hours 10 minutes total


Ingredients

  • 2 bunches (about 5 pounds) fresh collards

  • 6 strips of bacon, diced

  • 1 large onion, peeled and diced

  • 1 teaspoon dried red pepper flakes

  • 2 teaspoons salt

  • 1 teaspoon ground black pepper

  • 1 ham bone

Instructions


Wash the collards, breaking up the bunches as you go. Remove any tough or woody stalks. Cut the leaves into half-inch-wide strips. You can roll them into cigars to speed this process up.


Put the bacon in a large pot on high heat to render its grease. Cook for three or four minutes. Add the onion and cook until soft and translucent, but not very brown, about 5 minutes more. Add the collards and cover with cool water. Also add the seasonings and the ham bone. At work I often have more than just the bone to play with. We save all the scraps and end pieces that are left after the hams are sliced, so I add a lot of this as well- skin, fat, meat, whatever. One of the pleasures of cooking collards is picking the ham out of the pot all afternoon as they cook. Like as not, our hams are country hams, but I’ve used other kinds as well.


Collards must boil for at least two hours. Whatever nutritionists might say, collards were not made for quick cooking. Stir-fried collards would likely strangle you. You want the end product to be tender but not mushy.


Even people who love collards complain about how they make the house smell while cooking. People have different cures for this, but none of them work. Just open the windows.