To get your creative juices flowing, mix up this cocktail as tapped-out by John Dye at Bryant’s Cocktail Lounge in Milwaukee, where the typewriter was invented.
While waiting out the storm, enjoy this hurricane-inspired cocktail.
Everyone likes corn -- even 'godless Communists.' Case in point: Nikita Khruschev.
Don't worry Globetrotter fans, you're unlikely to ever have to endure another Generals victory. They've now lost over 13,000 times. Drink this cocktail down in 13,000 tiny swallows.
Strain drink into glass and garnish with Autumn Spice bitters.